I agree with it all except the part about the moods...that's not true, men get bitchy all of the time. And you guys can keep the garage...oh, yeah, and change the oil in my car while you're in there!

Things being a girl has gotten me:

1. Free pizza and eggplant parms at the local pizzeria cuz it's run by a bunch of horny Italian guys.

2. Free car washes.

3. Free hot fudge sundaes. Thanks, guy at McDonald's.

4. A guy at the mall gave me a free DVD of my favorite movie cuz I told him I only owned it on VHS.

5. Enough booze and pot to keep me fucked up for months at a time.

6. Half price tongue peircing.

7. Discount at Hot Topic even though my card wasn't full yet.

8. Enough free gas to run a tank. (If tanks ran on gas)

9. Rides to and from school by a boy named Heath from my Oceanoghraphy class, even though my house was 15 miles out of his way.

10. Some kid named Alfred did my Computers and Technology final. I got an A! Yay!

11. When I was still a hairstylist this guy named Rocco gave me anywhere between a $20-$50 tip for a buzz cut...every two weeks. Lots of big tippers out there! Thanks, guys!

!2. There's more but I can't remember it all. But the most important thing I can do that a guy can't is get laid anytime I want. And not by a drunk person at 2AM. But that is always a possiblity.

13. Oh, yeah, once my car died in the KMart parking lot and it was the middle of winter. I was frantic. Some nice guy bought me a car battery and installed it for me in, like, 20 degree weather.

Ha! Ha! I'd rather be a chick any day.
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . This is why.... Men Are Just Happier People Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Rating: 5