This is why....

[apsinthion]

Men Are Just Happier People



Your last name stays put.



The garage is all yours.



Wedding plans take care of themselves.



Chocolate is just another snack.



You can be President.



You can never be pregnant.



You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.



Car mechanics tell you the truth.



The world is your urinal.



You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.



Same work, more pay.



Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.



People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.



The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.



New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.



One mood! -- all the ! time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.



You can open all your own jars.



You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.



Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.



You almost never have strap problems in public.



You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.



Everything on your face stays its original color.



The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.



You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.



Your belly usually hides your big hips.



One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.



You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.



You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes!



No wonder men are happier.

apsinthion Reviewed by apsinthion on 11-14-2004. This is why.... Men Are Just Happier People Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Rating: 5

[ineedskillz]

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=6663

[never 2 much]

those are reasons on why men SUCK.....
yall make me jealous...why cant we walk in places shirtless...yall can and theres really no difference, i mean my god, ours are just bigger, well except fat ppl......
god i could argue on all of those lol...

[00Ampersand]

don't worry about it n2m....at least you have boobs, and the ability to have multiple orgasms
~007~

[clevemire]

and the ability to have multiple orgasms
~007~

That alone makes me jealous. And I do mean that alone. I don't envy anything else about what a woman has or has to go through .

[00Ampersand]

for sure! although, my favorite ability as a man--hands down--has to be the ability to go for an entire month without bleeding out of my crotch
~007~

[clevemire]

for sure! although, my favorite ability as a man--hands down--has to be the ability to go for an entire month without bleeding out of my crotch
~007~

Really... we're not supposed to every month...??

[00Ampersand]

only if you keep picking at those genital warts, cleve
~007~

[clevemire]

only if you keep picking at those genital warts, cleve
~007~

HEY! They prefer to be called 'battle scars', thank you very much. I named the biggest one Melvin

[00Ampersand]

you wait...soon they'll start mating with each other and spawn little baby 'battle scars'...you're gonna be a grand-father, cleve
~007~