HAHAHAHA about shit myself reading these

[slipknotpsycho]

think on the guy side of it tho, it's predictable....

you basicly just showed a bunch of starving dogs fresh meat.

[rebgirl420]

I know, its not that I dont want the guys iming me or flirting or more just be a normal person and say "hey, wats up" not "Show me your tits", it's just a matter of respect

[bud breath420]

holy shit man.. haha that killed me oh god especialy the one about the rhino that was awesome... oh man.. ok im done

[rebgirl420]

I dont think it's that fucking funny

[bud breath420]

cmon man.. it was pretty funny..

[PdoubleOTY]

hahahaha starving dogs fresh meat...fuck..wakeeeenbaakkkeeee

rebgirl tell em to go get some real pussy

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

LMAO!

By the way, NICE SIG DUDE. LOL :stoned:

[n00b_Canadian_toker]

Okay, that was fucking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing

[konqrr]

this one

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

ahahahahaha...i was laughing so hard my dad was like wtf was wrong with u i was like harharhar:stoned:

[hello3pat]

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

HAHAHA Thats fucking hilarious