If you were caught by the cops and...

[bwell]

funny story actually, I was blazed as fuck and had a quarter of a blunt left and i was driving home and this fucking meal on wheels van had to be driving like 45 in a 55 so i was like fuck this.

I started to pass him going 60 but then theres a curve where you cant see on coming traffic that well.

So I'm going to speed up to not get in a crash and as i pass a cop is coming just the second my speedometer goes to 69/70 speeding up to avoid the oncoming cars and im like holy fuck and i just wait for the sirens to blare on but I didnt i just gunned it and turn into a street ahead.

ps. I Just got a 70 in 55 ticket bout 2 weeks ago so if i got another i would shit a brick.

[konqrr]

If I had some water with me I would be able to eat like 1/8 or more lol...:eat:

[SpeX125]

I've had the cops roll up on me several times,when I was younger.They would pat me down,take what they found,and let me go.
That's why I always made sure that I didn't have that much with me.

[LIP]

Im lucky. In England you probably wouldnt even get it confisacted if they busted you. All they say is dont smoke it out in public, but if you got it in your car or house 9 outtta 10 cops are ok with it. Our laws are pretty lax.

I mean, you can walk down the street in broad day light with a huge spliff and no one will say anything.

I've bought weed in the street as a cop car drove past before, doesnt bother me.

Unless youe a dealer you can pretty much be sure you wont get any jail time [as long as you have no other previous convictions.]

[Dankmike]

Ride until the blunt is gone, so ill be high as hell in jail.

[TheGreenFog]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

That cracks me up! LOLOL...

Ever seen SuperTroopers, the movie? Don't even get me started.


But on a serious note, I agree with MAC about being chill. If you know how to handle people, you get along much better in life...nuff said.


:rastasmoke:

TGF

[Arklenao2]

theres no such thing as having nowhere to run when your smart

[Dibiticus]

see now all those options suck ass, I'd just hand my shit over to the cop and he'd send me on my way maybe with a ticket or not, happens to me all the time and I've never been arrested, but thats just me and the area I live in, although most of the cops in my town are dicks, they've never arrested me, although I've paid like $400 something in fines total

[Nelokjer]

I hope no one answers "Kill the cop..."

Nevermind people already think thats funny. Yes we all hate cops, but no matter if you are serious or not. That kind of attitude is why cops still beat the shit out of pot smokers during arrests.

Why is it funny to talk about killing someone who is just trying to pay his bills? It's disgusting.

well, primarily, its the mentality of it. they CHOOSE to pay the bills buy prosecuting us for our way of life, in short, they're like Hitler, and we're like the jews, being punished for our beliefs and our way of life. so, I can understand the "kill the pig" mentality.

[CaptainDankNuggets]

it depends on if he saw me smoking or not cause if he didnt he cant do jack shit