If you were caught by the cops and...

[JordaN23]

Cops are fuckers. They take it and smoke it.. Trust me.

JordaN23 Reviewed by JordaN23 on 12-05-2006. If you were caught by the cops and... If you saw cops pull up to your smoking spot and you had nowhere to run would you.... Rating: 5

[Purple Banana]

Just be honest, and don't be a dick about it. The whole "fucking cop pigs" is a stereotype, albeit a very common occurance, but no need for peaceful stoners like ourselves to down cops like that.

They can be exceedingly generous with letting you go, even if the only reason is to avoid paperwork, but they risk their jobs doing that.

And then there are the asshole cops.

But yeah, just be honest about it. Unless you have like 2 kilos in your trunk, then I wouldn't reccommend offering to let the cop search your car.

[Reefer Rogue]

2 cops rolled up on me and my friend as we were smoking a joint, we had nowhere to run... I hit that shit as hard as i could

[Eazy]

i'd kill pig but..
im in the country i know it very well

ma smoking spots
green house in yard
ma house
under a bridge
a river...
erm CATCH ME IN THE TREES u cop in a can!

[nikweiser]

i actually have been caught by the cops while smoking, and i really did just hit the pipe fat, and i was REALLY fucking high in the cop car going back to the highschool, my adrenaline was so high from being caught mid hit, i was baked:thumbsup:

[Mean Green Charlene]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

[Samwhore]

throw the pipe away and shove the rest of the bud in your bra

[AlwaysBlazed]

When I got caught at school, I was sitting in the office with a supervisor watching me, waiting to be called into the principals office. I slowly put my hand into my sweater pocket, slowly grabbing it all and trying to compress it with my fist, and then just took my hand out and shoved as much in my mouth as possible while he was staring at me. The office freaked out, he was yelling i cant do that, all while buds where falling from my mouth cause I had about an 1/8th shoved in. I still got caught..but it was worth a shot.

hahahaha, good try man :thumbsup:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I'd eat it. Fast.

[MacWQ33]

Just be chill about it...I could have been arrested for so many things so many times now that I think...but I was calm and talked to them like a normal person, and I've always gotten off...even some serious stuff lol (ya I was an idiot sometimes in high school).

That's why I don't mind cops really...they always let me go...but if your being a bitch or obviously lieing (some people really suck at lieing) they're gonna be pissed and use their power.

It's all a power trip with cops so you let them think they're in control, you'll probably get off if its something stupid and small like sparking.