I think this is a joke as I got an extreme sense of deja vu as I was reading it. That and you have to be pretty fucking stupid to lose a computer plugged into your network

edit: ah this came from bash.org didn't it
Halcy0n Reviewed by Halcy0n on . Ive lost a computer After reading this thread, http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=93755, I decided to find out all the computers that are running. I go to my DHCP server and see what addresses are leased out. I see all of the ones I remembered, but theres one extra. Ah, I knew that I was forgetting something. I do a quick run through my house to locate the machine. Its no where do be found. I can access it from inside my network, so it is joined to my domain. It responds to ping. I know what port its Rating: 5