akbar is sueing airport security for rape and discrimination. he must wear a thick guaze of anal padding for 6 weeks to prevent reopening of the wounds, he must also use a colostamy bag for the time being.
R: mr akbar! mr akbar! would you care to share a few words with the american public?
akbar: yes, yes i would. AMERICANS! keep your assholes shut tight, it might be YOU who is next. the pain that has been inflicted upon me shall revisit them in hell when satan packs their fudge for all eternity.
R: wow! compelling words! do you have anything to say about president bush and his decision to allow this kind of torture?
A: FUCK YOU BUSH! you dumb redneck piece of shit, what the hell did i ever do to you?
R: i think you speak for most people when you say "FUCK YOU BUSH"
well there you have it, the anger, pain and indignity of this poor man............
......are we off? (yeah) okay good, damn thats some funny shit. he got raped in the ass cause he's middle eastern. i bet he likes suppositories.........hey! what that red light? OH FUCK! *gragaraghgggghrgrgrs**click*