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al gayda has denied having any affiliation with the terrorist group al-gayda even tho police found the crystal dildo, symbol of al-gayda, in his bedroom. OH, heres one of the police officers now
reporter: so, have you found any incriminating evidence linking al gayda to the terrorist group al-gayda
cop: uh, well..... hold on a sec, i need to wash my hands......
R: okay.... well, why do you need to wash your hands?
C: i was the one to grab hold of the guys.....toy... i didnt know what it was at first, it was dark and i just felt it and pulled it out from underneath his bed and then i realized what it was......oh god, the smell was horrible and it had what appeared to be someones.....chocolate sauce....on it..... excuse me i really need to take a shower....
R: well folks! im not sure if thats incriminating or not, we'll be sure to find out later! stay tuned!