i can see the headlines now
AL-GAYDA HIJACKS PLANE: 4000 DEAD

this new wave of homosexual terrorism has brought a whole new faction into play for homeland security: al-gayda. the homosexual terrorist group has been linked to several terroristic acts over the last few weeks and the lead member "cockmed" has been in hiding ever since the attacks. rumors abound that he/she/it may be hiding in the asspen mountains........... yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah
MastaChronic Reviewed by MastaChronic on . Airport Security :: NudeScan-o-Rama http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2005-05-15-airport-xray-bottomstrip_x.htm Last time I tape a lump of hash to my ballz!! Rating: 5