Airport Security :: NudeScan-o-Rama

[Skink]

Unless he puts it up his Ass

Can we say anal probe....

[MastaChronic]

i can see the headlines now
AL-GAYDA HIJACKS PLANE: 4000 DEAD

this new wave of homosexual terrorism has brought a whole new faction into play for homeland security: al-gayda. the homosexual terrorist group has been linked to several terroristic acts over the last few weeks and the lead member "cockmed" has been in hiding ever since the attacks. rumors abound that he/she/it may be hiding in the asspen mountains........... yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah

[TheGreenFog]

^LOL, Masta.

I'm gonna bring some marbles...and components for a home-made slingshot next time I get on a plane. Then, when cockmed tries to hijack us, I'll slingshot him Bart-Simpson stylie right in the EYEBALL...!

I do not condone violence, but I'd do it. Yep, yep yep....yep.

:rastasmoke: RastafarI

TGF

[Delta9 UK]

cockmed FFS!!!

Loooooooooool+1

Genius :thumbsup:

[friendowl]

"excuse me sir is there a reason you have a summer sausage in your pants"

[MastaChronic]

BREAKING NEWS!
the celebrity al gayda has been taken into custody on suspicion of leading the homosexual terrorist group al-gayda under the alias of "cockmed"
more to "come"

[Delta9 UK]

This could so make a good You Tube vid...

[NightProwler]

they cant do taht!!!! goddamntititiritistgdfgtsrfgdsdgdfg

[MastaChronic]

MORE IS HERE!
al gayda has denied having any affiliation with the terrorist group al-gayda even tho police found the crystal dildo, symbol of al-gayda, in his bedroom. OH, heres one of the police officers now
reporter: so, have you found any incriminating evidence linking al gayda to the terrorist group al-gayda
cop: uh, well..... hold on a sec, i need to wash my hands......
R: okay.... well, why do you need to wash your hands?
C: i was the one to grab hold of the guys.....toy... i didnt know what it was at first, it was dark and i just felt it and pulled it out from underneath his bed and then i realized what it was......oh god, the smell was horrible and it had what appeared to be someones.....chocolate sauce....on it..... excuse me i really need to take a shower....
R: well folks! im not sure if thats incriminating or not, we'll be sure to find out later! stay tuned!

[make it legal]

What are they big brother or some shit? That's what we're becoming sadly.