joke?!

[never 2 much]

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"



lol
sorry, i couldnt resist!

never 2 much Reviewed by never 2 much on 11-14-2004. joke?! The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck Rating: 5

[GHoSToKeR]

lol :P

[roll it up]

thats kinda gay

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

yeah i agree with roll it up sry n2m

[never 2 much]

mo, it IS gay, someone emailed it to me...



Lmao

[Proof]

lol pretty lame:P

[never 2 much]

so lame, its almost funny!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

so lame, its almost funny!

Nope...

[Encatuse]

Stonedpenguin didn't find a patriotic joke to be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S A TERRORIST

((Or were this 20 years ago))

HE'S A COMMUNIST


(((To be honest I smiled at the joke. I thought it was kinda clever. They didn't have to make it pro-american though.))



What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a chicken?
A Pitbull

[F L E S H]

Actually, I agree that it was so lame it was funny. Then again, everything's funny when you're stoned. Yes, even this sentence. And this one too.















This one too.