I hate this time of year.

I hate walking into a store and finding a line of parents fighting over who gets one of the 5 PS3's in stock to take home to their annoying little rugrat.

I hate that uggs are back in a resurgence. I'm so tired of seeing girls in a short skirt and uggs. Or yeah, the jeans tucked in. Lame. Bong, you may not realise it, but your wife is old.

Lastly, I hate that I lived to see Common Sense selling out and singing in a commercial for the Gap. The fucking Gap. He used to be underground...

Fuck consumerism.