My first time I smoked, actually, I almost got caught.

I was in college with one of my girl friends, and we were sitting on a track bench, passing a j around around 11pm at night. A cop car pulls up 1/4 mile away across the field, and slowly makes his way to our campus. By this time, we're wigging out, finish the j, eat the roach, and we walk up to our dorms using the sidewalk that goes next to the road.

A campus security car pulls up with his lights on, with the cop car, and they simply watch as we make our way to our rooms. I get in my room, change quickly, put on some Beethoven, and open a book as 3 cops come walking fast down the corridor.

Close call! And on my 18th birthday, too...
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . Can't pull me over I'm rolling a jay up in my rig infront of my girlfriends. Well this cop that thinks he's hot shit, Is gonna park his shit and took my way than I decide to put my shit in drive and chop my ass on out than the pig decides to follow me. I'm thinking to myself, He cant pull me over for no reason but I think his pig sense was telling him I was up to no good. I just followed the laws of the road went the speed limit and stayed between the lines and most of all stayed cool and calm. I was rolling the Rating: 5