Can't pull me over

[LazySmoking420]

I'm rolling a jay up in my rig infront of my girlfriends. Well this cop that thinks he's hot shit, Is gonna park his shit and took my way than I decide to put my shit in drive and chop my ass on out than the pig decides to follow me. I'm thinking to myself, He cant pull me over for no reason but I think his pig sense was telling him I was up to no good. I just followed the laws of the road went the speed limit and stayed between the lines and most of all stayed cool and calm. I was rolling the jay as he was following me. Luckly I lose him at a stop sign get my ass of the highway and out of there...Than being able to enjoy my joint.



What kind of success stories do you have, Getting away from the law to enjoy your herb?

LazySmoking420 Reviewed by LazySmoking420 on 12-04-2006. Can't pull me over I'm rolling a jay up in my rig infront of my girlfriends. Well this cop that thinks he's hot shit, Is gonna park his shit and took my way than I decide to put my shit in drive and chop my ass on out than the pig decides to follow me. I'm thinking to myself, He cant pull me over for no reason but I think his pig sense was telling him I was up to no good. I just followed the laws of the road went the speed limit and stayed between the lines and most of all stayed cool and calm. I was rolling the Rating: 5

[lil josh]

nt make much sence :S sorta hard 2 understand

[lil josh]

can you please say it in better english plz m8, dnt meant to b a unt its just i really dnt understand what you mean so i cant really comment

[Arklenao2]

so... he wasnt following you but you still got away?

[Eazy]

he's mashed allow it

[friendowl]

back in the days i was ditching and i found a spot that was interesting
in the middle of a huge grove of trees next to the freeway there was a huge
opening for the sewer.me and a friend got flashlights and went in.for about a good mile or so it waent underground and it was pitch black. we found the end of the tunnel [a way out] but the tunnel just went on and on.
one day we decided to go explore the area and on the way in some cops seen us and my homie started flipping em off and throwing up the hood .the cops being as bored as they are gave chase. when we disappered in the tunnel those faggits didnt even come looking for us.
but they did call for back up and by the time we made it to the other side
they had the area roped off and the helicopters and dogs were out looking.

i got better stories but i might get banned if i tell you
and its boring here at work

[Nochowderforyou]

One time I was riding shotgun, with a buddy in the back seat, and a friend driving. We just harvested near 2lbs of weed the weekend before, so we decided to smoke a fatty while on the way to the mall. We're puffing away and little did we know, there was seatbelt check just around the corner, and me, being dumb, wasn't wearing one. We get pulled over and the jeep reeks of weed. He has an ashtry full of raoches, so I eat them all, which was a good handful. Cop says, "you weren't wearing a seatbelt so I'll have to write you a ticket," yeah yeah, no problem just hurry the fuck up and write me my ticket. This cop takes all of our ID's, and we are waiting for a good 20min. We are starting to get nervous as we had a QP in his cut out, hiding spot, and cop cars were kind of surrounding us a bit. I thought we were busted, so dead. He comes back, gives back our ID's, gives me a ticket, and says with a smile, have a nice day. Thank you sir, don't mind if I do.

I know he could smell the weed and we all should have been busted. I don't know if the cop was being nice, or if it had something to do with my buddy, the driver, of his dad being a respected cop of 20yrs, either way, I was damn happy to get out of there.

[Frivolous248]

can you please say it in better english plz m8, dnt meant to b a unt its just i really dnt understand what you mean so i cant really comment

God I hope your kidding.

Hmm, one time I was smokin' a blunt in my car and the kid in the back had it, and when we were at a red light about to turn there was a cop next to us and one car behind apparently. I didn't see it at first but when the light changed I saw it go by. The kid in the back just held it down low and we were fine. It wasn't real close, but I mean, the cop was within' 10 feet of us, so it was "close".

[Dmo18]

one time me and my buddy were takin a couple kids we grew up with on their first blunt route, so they were paranoid already. anyway we were comin down this steep ass hill and around this sharp blind curve, and about halfway around it i almost meet head on with a sheriff, we were both in the middle of the road, so we both slam on the breaks and pull to the right, the whole time smokin a blunt, but the cop keeps drivin, never turned around for us

[Arklenao2]

you must be a middle class white man or the cop was old