Attack of the Killer Pirate

[maryjanemama]

Was he a real pirate or an actor portraying a pirate? Because I would think a real pirate would be smelly but Johnny Depp as a pirate would be an entirely different story.

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on 11-14-2004. Attack of the Killer Pirate It was a reasonably dull morning, when I woke up and found my usual morning bowl of Shreddies had been replaced with a Killer Pirate wearing a skirt. He looked at me. I looked at him. He looked at me, again. I returned the gesture. He continued to look at me. I was adamant that my levels of 'lookingness' would equal, if not surpass, his, so I didn't look away. He looked at me. I ran. Despite having a wooden leg and a parrot on his shoulder, he was fast. He caught up with me somewhere past Rating: 5

[00Ampersand]

All pirates are smelly...it is a necessity. If Johnny Depp wasn't smelly, then he wouldn't be a pirate. You can't have your cake and eat it too!
~007~

[RESiNATE]

You can't have your cake and eat it too!
~007~

Actually, I just did!

Mmmmm..toffee treacle cake....drenched in fresh cream..mmmmmm

Cholesterol?.....can't even spell it, let alone worry about it

Mmmm...more cream, please

[zarathustra]

One time I got attacked by a pirate. I beat it to death with a meter stick and looked in it's gaping wounds, but there wasn't any candy, so I threw it into the river. Three days later my friend steve wasked up wearing an eye patch. He must have taken it off the dead pirate and gotten killed by its ghost.

[GHoSToKeR]

One time I got attacked by a pirate. I beat it to death with a meter stick and looked in it's gaping wounds, but there wasn't any candy, so I threw it into the river. Three days later my friend steve wasked up wearing an eye patch. He must have taken it off the dead pirate and gotten killed by its ghost.

Indeed

[socks]

by the way, socks.. where you from, how old are you, etc etc!?!?!?

SE Uk...f...18 and a nutter

U know how to keep a lady waiting...wheres t rest of this story?! Or has ur pirate phase passed hmmm

[GHoSToKeR]

SE Uk...f...18 and a nutter

U know how to keep a lady waiting...wheres t rest of this story?! Or has ur pirate phase passed hmmm

UK?..

18?!?!?

female!?!?!?!?!?!

Socks... how you doin'!?!? haha

Oh, and don't worry.. I just bought myself a brand new bong and a glass pipe.. im'a probably come home stoned out of my bollox and finish the story lol

[RESiNATE]

Really, GHoST, you're like a man possessed lol
Chatting up all the women, dazzling them with your writing, bah!

[socks]

Lol! MEN *overly exaggerated rolling eyes*

I think ur likely to get t response.."wht t f**k who t f**k..y r u in my attic?!"

Now...who be u?

[GHoSToKeR]

Really, GHoST, you're like a man possessed lol
Chatting up all the women, dazzling them with your writing, bah!

lol.. you know, that's what i've never understood about cyber sex and long distance relationships.. I mean, with cyber sex, you're just looking at words.. and it could be a fat old 65 year old man, whe they said theyre a blonde, 19 year old chick.. lol It's not worth the risk, in my opinion