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    So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...

    damn.. least u didnt hide in ur ASS cavity lol would a been funny, or if... erm....

    you put weed in bong and put a bath robe on and came to the door with bong poking like an erection

    i dunno
    lol
    Eazy Reviewed by Eazy on . So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks... Well, about an hour ago I woke up, naked (that's how I sleep) and decided to sit down for a nice wake and bake session. I don't have anything to do until 4:00, so I figured I could just sit here and chill out to some good tunes while getting baked. Well, after about a couple bowls, I hear a knock on my door. This is not good, since I'm completely naked, there's a loaded bong, a bag of weed, a pipe and an ashtray on my desk, and the room smells like weed. Shit. I ask, "Who is it?" and the Rating: 5
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    So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...

    Quote Originally Posted by Eazy
    you put weed in bong and put a bath robe on and came to the door with bong poking like an erection
    HAHAHA! Awesome!

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    So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...

    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
    Well, about an hour ago I woke up, naked (that's how I sleep) and decided to sit down for a nice wake and bake session. I don't have anything to do until 4:00, so I figured I could just sit here and chill out to some good tunes while getting baked.

    Well, after about a couple bowls, I hear a knock on my door. This is not good, since I'm completely naked, there's a loaded bong, a bag of weed, a pipe and an ashtray on my desk, and the room smells like weed. Shit.

    I ask, "Who is it?" and the reply is "The police!" Shit shit shit.

    I yell "Just a second!" and quickly proceed to search for a pair of pants (which I forgot to zip up). I then scurried to hide everything out of plain view and opened the door a crack. "Yes?"

    Turns out he was just investigating a complaint about a vehicle in the parking lot outside my apartment building that had a window shot out with a BB gun, asking if I knew anything about it. I replied that I didn't, because I was at work at the time he said it happened, and I gave him my information and he left.

    Jesus Christ, I think I need another bowl to calm my nerves now.


    I have so been there. I hate the cop knock. Luckily for me the SHERIFF in her FATTY SUV was looking for someone I had never heard of.

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    So I'm smoking a bong naked and a cop knocks...

    Quote Originally Posted by Skink
    good thing he wasn't gaaaay...
    huh?

    don't you just love a guy in uniform
    lol

    each to their own

    but excelent plan Lip....good to see you round
    and you Oneironaut

    Take care
    :thumbsup:

    I would have walked out with a big boner and seen what he had said
    (with some tight boxers obviously...)

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