The one handed shuffle. Tenderizing the tube steak. Jerkin' the gherkin. Spanking the monkey.
HiProGlow Reviewed by HiProGlow on . Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex. Rating: 5