Beating Around the Bush, Brushing The Beaver, Checking for Squirrels, Dialing the Rotary Phone, Engaging in Safe Sex, Fingerpainting, Flickin' the Bean, Fucking Without Complications, Having Sex With Someone you Love, Jillin' Off,
Play the Clitar, Pussy Soccer, Spelunking, MY FAVE: Muffin Buffin'!!!!
rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex. Rating: 5