hahaha , "Rubbing one out", "playing 3 fingered DJ", "flicking my bean", and "Petting the kitty", WOOOOOO i'm on a roll!
rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on . Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex. Rating: 5