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12-04-2006, 07:51 AM#1
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Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms
Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex.
cannabis=freedom Reviewed by cannabis=freedom on . Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms Back in grade 8 me and a friend spent our entire, very boring, science class making up euphenisms for beating your meat: "Rolling the dough, waxing the wagon, pumping the pork", etc. Make up your own here, or ones for sex. Rating: 5There are many people out there who have seemingly thought-out arguments that cannabis is harmful, and no amount of logic I can use can cure their ignorance. So...I simply spark a bowl. :jointsmile:
ZEPPELIN RULES!!
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12-04-2006, 07:53 AM#2
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hahaha , "Rubbing one out", "playing 3 fingered DJ", "flicking my bean", and "Petting the kitty", WOOOOOO i'm on a roll!
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12-04-2006, 07:56 AM#3
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Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms
Go, girl......jucing the orange, spraying the hydrant, toasting the tamales, employing the laws of friction, kicking the dog
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
There are many people out there who have seemingly thought-out arguments that cannabis is harmful, and no amount of logic I can use can cure their ignorance. So...I simply spark a bowl. :jointsmile:
ZEPPELIN RULES!!
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12-04-2006, 08:05 AM#4
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Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms
Beating Around the Bush, Brushing The Beaver, Checking for Squirrels, Dialing the Rotary Phone, Engaging in Safe Sex, Fingerpainting, Flickin' the Bean, Fucking Without Complications, Having Sex With Someone you Love, Jillin' Off,
Play the Clitar, Pussy Soccer, Spelunking, MY FAVE: Muffin Buffin'!!!!
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12-04-2006, 10:27 AM#5
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Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms
A quick J.Arthur, Shaking hands with the Prime Minister, Waving to Mr Johnson, Painting the wall, The Five Knuckle Shuffle, Craxking one off, Beating one out, Tenderising the meat.
And one offensive one that one of my mates just came out with Kicking a coon to death, which was a bit weird and is not inficative of my views but I thought id share it with you.
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12-05-2006, 09:49 AM#6
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lol Poking the poo?
couldn't resist
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12-08-2006, 01:21 PM#7
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Shaking hands with the unemployed, burping the worm, making the snake sneeze
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12-08-2006, 02:30 PM#8
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Make up masturbation or sex euphenisms
The one handed shuffle. Tenderizing the tube steak. Jerkin' the gherkin. Spanking the monkey.
Please trip them gently, they don\'t like to fall, oh by jingo. There\'s no room for anger, we\'re all very small, oh by jingo. We\'re painting our faces and dressing in thoughts from the skies, paradise, oh by jingo. Won\'t someone invite them? They\'re just taller children, that\'s all, afterall. Some march together and some on their own, quite alone. Others are running, the smaller ones crawl but some sit in silence, they\'re just older children, that\'s all.
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12-08-2006, 03:20 PM#9
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lol this is like readers digest from hell:clap:
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12-08-2006, 07:26 PM#10
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LOL!!!!! Originally Posted by Euphoric
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