my mother and her big mouth

[BOgart.bitch]

my mother has a big mouth and it is getting me in trouble.

i hate lying. im not good at it, so i just avoid it at all costs.


well.. whenever i tell my mother where im going and such (because of course she has to know) i try to be honest with her about it.. but then she goes and runs her mouth to her friends about the places i go (because they know these people too) and then the people whose houses i goto (older drug types of people.. who are extra paranoid and dont ever want anyone knowing about anyone coming to their house) find out that i said something (to my mother) and get pissed off.

its really starting to fucking get to me because im getting in trouble for trying to be honest with my mother.. and ive talked to her about her big mouth before and she said, "oh im sorry." and.. continued to run it???

i guess im going to have to take some courses in lying or something because im sure as hell not telling her about me going to see anyone anymore.

BOgart.bitch Reviewed by BOgart.bitch on 11-13-2004. my mother and her big mouth my mother has a big mouth and it is getting me in trouble. i hate lying. im not good at it, so i just avoid it at all costs. well.. whenever i tell my mother where im going and such (because of course she has to know) i try to be honest with her about it.. but then she goes and runs her mouth to her friends about the places i go (because they know these people too) and then the people whose houses i goto (older drug types of people.. who are extra paranoid and dont ever want anyone Rating: 5

[XTC]

Just tell your Ma you and some friends of mine are going out to the movies or staying at someone else's house. My ma has to know everything about where I am going to and I am 20! It sucks

[BOgart.bitch]

i wish it was that easy though.. there is NOTHING to do in this small ass town and i have no car so she knows i cant actually go anywhere.. i just tell her that im, "going for a walk." or to "hang out with people around town." and that usually suffices.

[RESiNATE]

i just tell her that im, "going for a walk." or to "hang out with people around town." and that usually suffices.

See, the trick is to be non-commital.
Like, say that you're gonna go to the 'local hang-out', to see who's about - then, if you need to be honest with her, you can just say, "Oh yeah, I ran into *insert name here*, and we ended up going round theirs".
I always tried to be as loosely connected to the truth as possible, like...I gotta get fuel for the car...then, when I'm about 2hours late, I just say, "Yeah, saw *insert name here* and got chatting, blah, blah, blah...yeah, he chucked sand in my eyes!..bastard!"

This character *Insert name here*, gets around a bit though, doesn't he/she/it?


Remember, PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
lol

[maryjanemama]

My mom and I very rarely speak for lots of reasons but one of them is her big fat mouth which matches her big fat ass. Whenever she used to question me about where I was going, I'd just wave a bag of Fritos in her face. She cut out the yackity yack and start eating and I'd walk out the door.

[RESiNATE]

You ok, MJM?
I've noticed that your posts are angry lol

[BOgart.bitch]

See, the trick is to be non-commital.
Like, say that you're gonna go to the 'local hang-out', to see who's about - then, if you need to be honest with her, you can just say, "Oh yeah, I ran into *insert name here*, and we ended up going round theirs".
I always tried to be as loosely connected to the truth as possible, like...I gotta get fuel for the car...then, when I'm about 2hours late, I just say, "Yeah, saw *insert name here* and got chatting, blah, blah, blah...yeah, he chucked sand in my eyes!..bastard!"

This character *Insert name here*, gets around a bit though, doesn't he/she/it?


Remember, PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY
lol

haha yeah thats basically what i do when talking about "going down town to hang out" because theres room for me to run into anybody.

[RESiNATE]

because theres room for me to run into anybody.

Do you, like, need alot of room to, like, run into someone?
Do abit of pre-contact swerving, maybe?
A bit of the old ducking and diving?
lol

[maryjanemama]

You ok, MJM?
I've noticed that your posts are angry lol

I'm fine, Res, my mom's just a sore subject (kinda like your ex). But I won't lie, mood swings are my speciality.

[RESiNATE]

I'm fine, Res, my mom's just a sore subject (kinda like your ex). But I won't lie, mood swings are my speciality.

Ahh, normal then!
That's cool...just checking, you know

Mood swings are cool...keeps people on their toes Bwhahahaha