Quote Originally Posted by Inferius
Every time I lose the remote I think of that. I've seen those for keys.

Heres an idea: Genetically modify a bonsai tree to grow tiny fruit on different branches. One branch would have pears, another blah blah.
I don't know much about the science of this, I know they can graft certain things as I had a tree that grew two diff types of plumbs but for diff fruit??

Or: A solution for world fuel needs: Teen Facial Oils. Something like large suction cups, they place on the faces of pizza eating, french fry loving teens.

Another: Secretly organize a cannabis cup to take place in washington d.c.
Get millions of stoners together, and then storm the white house.
And then hotbox that shit.
All amazing ideas... hahaha