Quote Originally Posted by sharpestoner
BINGO motherfucker! Pardon the french, but i've got a damn good simple idea that EVERY stoner would love!
A pager on your TV that makes the remote control beep so you can actually find the bastard when you loose it. Everybody looses their remote control!
I've never ever seen one with it.
Every time I lose the remote I think of that. I've seen those for keys.

Heres an idea: Genetically modify a bonsai tree to grow tiny fruit on different branches. One branch would have pears, another blah blah.
I don't know much about the science of this, I know they can graft certain things as I had a tree that grew two diff types of plumbs but for diff fruit??

Or: A solution for world fuel needs: Teen Facial Oils. Something like large suction cups, they place on the faces of pizza eating, french fry loving teens.

Another: Secretly organize a cannabis cup to take place in washington d.c.
Get millions of stoners together, and then storm the white house.
And then hotbox that shit.