Quote Originally Posted by Terps
ok so me and my buddy go in together and get a 1/4 of sum dank buds and we plan to smoke it all and just get super stoned. so we start off with my buddy showing up an hour late to my house so i was like "Wtf mate" he comes up with sum story about how he locked his keys in his car, and had to call a locksmith. i tell him wtf dude u shoulda just called me i can break into cars, he says no u cant and we leave it at that and start to smoke.

a hour into smokin im like dude i bet u my half of the bag that i can break into your car and get your keys out. we fight back and forth about me breaking into his car. we smoked the hole bag and were still fighting about it. so we are done smoking the hole fuckin bag, just chillin on the couch we cant move and every other word there is a giggle. so i say to him "Dude ill prove it that i can break into your car" he says fine dude and we go out to his car and for sum fuckin reason (idk i was very stoned at the moment so i didnt no what he was doing) he goes to his car opens his door, then locks his door and before he shuts his door he throws his fucking keys in his car!

shorten the story up.....i cant get his car open, we call AAA (triple a) and the guy comes over and un-locks his car....for the second time in 1 day.

on a second note..cold weather + Snow = BUzZKill


hahahahaha......I would have been laughing so fucking hard...that is so fucking hilarious.