Well when i was younger i was staying at a mates house for a few days cos my parents had pissed me off over something, and i took an ounce of [good] hash. We invited this prick Jack to come and fuck about with us, cos we was bored. So before he got there we rolled up aload of mixed herbs, and put it to once side. As he came in i picked up my 1oz brick and said have some of this shit. Now this guy didnt smoke weed, he though he did, but he didnt, he was always showing off pretending to be a dope smoker. So we gave him the "joint i rolled just before you got here" and i rolled my joint. We went outside the doors and started puffing away. I was sitting there happy as larry and he was trying his best to not cough his heart out. After about 5 hits he said he was good so i was in shock cos he actually thought he was stoned. I carried on smoking my joint cos it tasted fucking nice, and he went and layed down on the fucking wet grass. Me and my other mate was laughing our asses off and this Jack was pretending to be wasted.

We let him smoke the rest of the joint and told him it was mixed herbs just as he put it out and then he said "So thats why i didnt feel stoned" and then we asked him why the fuck he was laying in wet grass and talking with slurred speach and he said "I must have been stoned"

All i could say to him was make your mind up, and then my other mate told him where to go... so he fucked off and me and my mate carried on smoking this hash for nearly the whole day, and then that night he got in a strop about something so he was upstairs and i was smoking outside at like 2 in the morning... then i went in a was gunner go to sleep when he came downstairs not talking to me for whatever reason. I couldnt give a fuck though cos i was out of it.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . Foul smoking stories.... okay, heres the deal... any foul smoking stories you have, post them here, things like, the kid who ate a 2 week old mouldy apple core fresh from the ashtray for about a bongs-worth of weed.... here are a couple of my own :) im not gonna go through the whole story but my brother smoked sponge and pop-tart before - FOR NO REASON! lol another baaaad story was when my friend decided to be a savage and smoke a gauze bong, no weed just dry rolling tobacco, without water and using a zippo Rating: 5