Wife and I were driving the countryside, and as always after getting stoned I have to shit. We went to a fast food joint to get a soda, and for me to shit. It was the tiniest bathroom for public use that I have ever seen, actualy the restaruant was about a 1/3 smaller than any other of that name either. As soon as I locked the door and dropped trow I began to blast, violently spraying the john with shit. It smelled like someone had tried to stomp a skunk and missed. While sitting there marveling at what I had just created, someone started turning the door knob. I bellowed out: this shit box is closed. About that time I heard the guy on the other side of the door as the smell hit him mumbling, saying "fuck it I don't need that anyway stinking mfer" His reaction just made me bust laughing.. Probably sick on some levels, but you asked...
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