Foul smoking stories....

[Abattoir Dream]

lol great stories, all of them...

i remember a while back (weedyboys story jogged my memory) i was sat in my brothers room and i had half rolled a cigarette, i just needed to lick n stick, so anyways, i put it on the windowsill to look for a roach or a filter, and the wind picked it up and took it out the window, everyone started laughing, so i looked up to see what was happening only to find my half made roll-up gone, so i looked around the room and everyone was like 'i swear on my life i havent got it' and told me it went out the window, about thirty seconds later as i looked towards the window it flew BACK IN and into my hand lol, it even had the tobacco still in it, EVERYONE there saw it too, and we all burst out laughing lol, it may not be a 'foul' smoking story, but it was a very funny one at the time... - peace...

[Eazy]

lol Abatt lol thats not foul u got a roll up back from the wind!

your just high
lol
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[Arklenao2]

my friend took 6 gravitys (6 liters each) of catnip and said he felt stoned...

[TheSmokingMonkey]

OK, LMAO about the first post.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Oh fuck the toilet story is hilarious... lol

[STIMPY21]

Ok one last story that stinks.Actually I have a million more, the place where I used to work had Team Farting and they actually kept score, anyway on to the story. A dear friend Louis (RIP) and I were driving around drinking beer and burning a jay or 2 and we rolled up to another friends named Dean's house. As soon as we rounded the corner I saw Dean was taking his dog Pockets out to shit, it was a little scruffy looking dog . At the same time my buddie rips one of those burning brakes type of farts that smell like you left the parking brake up while driving down the road. He stops the car in Dean's yard and while we were getting out the little shit of a dog jumps in and starts licking the seat. Louis tries to get the dog out of the car and the dog growls at him, and bared teeth. I laughed so hard I nearly puissed my self. Dean was mucho embarrased when he had to come and get his dog out of Louis's car.
STIMPY21

[SteelerStoner]

it was a couple weeks ago and we were in the usual smoke spot out in the woods by a BIG ROCK and we finish smoking a good 3 bowls between three people and my friend starts having a sezure and im just to high to realize whats going on until he falls off this 10-15 foot cliff! so i run over there jump off and
he's STILL having a sezure so i make sure he dosent hit his head and his pants come off (he was comando style) and my best friend comes over and right at that second he pisses all over my friend!!! and he wakes up and sees my friend and says what the fuck happened to you!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

[I just love weed]

it was a couple weeks ago and we were in the usual smoke spot out in the woods by a BIG ROCK and we finish smoking a good 3 bowls between three people and my friend starts having a sezure and im just to high to realize whats going on until he falls off this 10-15 foot cliff! so i run over there jump off and
he's STILL having a sezure so i make sure he dosent hit his head and his pants come off (he was comando style) and my best friend comes over and right at that second he pisses all over my friend!!! and he wakes up and sees my friend and says what the fuck happened to you!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

he had a seizure and you pissed on him? wtf is wrong with you dude, you need some fucking counciling or some shit.

[MastaChronic]

he had a seizure and you pissed on him? wtf is wrong with you dude, you need some fucking counciling or some shit.

i think he meant the friend that was having a seizure pissed on the other guy

[Arklenao2]

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