Quote Originally Posted by tek(bdm)
once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.
lmfao!!! thats fucking hilarious!
bong_man Reviewed by bong_man on . jacking off in random places does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place? i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good. any stories? Rating: 5