jacking off in random places

[AlwaysBlazed]

haha uh im on long island, new york. anywhere near u?

woah... where on long island?

[NightProwler]

lol i jaked off once in 7th grade english class using my hand in my pocket.

for thanksgiving, when we were on an 8 hour car trip i was considering jacking off under my coat but decided against it. i dont think there would be anything more imbarrasing than being cought by my parents jacking off in the car with them in it.


hey yea dude where on long island?? thats where i was going on that long ass car trip haha. my grandparents live there

[phoenix]

I don't think he's gonna say now that someone might know him.

I wouldn't want people I know...knowing that I jacked off next to a school at night. Hahahah.

[smoke it]

in the woods, in various fast food places, and at a race track

[Frivolous248]

In my room and in the bathroom! How random is that?!

[eetmiefuk]

props dude, props. Sad to say but i have never rubbed one out at an Elementary School.

[cannabis=freedom]

A few months ago, in around August or so, I was at this sort of mini-party in northern B.C. with like 6 people, and we hotboxed the greenhouse and got veeery stoned. Anyway, later we were all laying in this really big tent outside, and we were all packaged in like sardines, and I beat my meat right there like that, by just rubbing my dick gently with my thumb under my sleeping bag LOLOLOL. I'm a really good actor, so no 1 knew anything....I was talkin to them and everything and mid-convo I just blew my load under the covers hahaa. My face didn't even twitch or anything, that makes me laugh my ass off just recalling it.

[justinsane]

this thread could have been simpler stated as.

where have you jacked, off, besides your bedroom or bathroom?

though, i dont think it would generated any more elementary-insemenators

im just messin with you of course.

sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.

[marvelous22]

Wene im high i get horny as fuck. Find me a nice spot, tell my friends to give me 10. And get my grove on =)

[dopeboy703]

lmfao u jizzed on the school? lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! goddame that juss funny as shit hahahahhahahahaa