jacking off in random places

[tek(bdm)]

ahah i know its a pretty crazy story and all but its true...i got another crazy one from like 3 weeks ago at this party i went, but i dont feel like typing...

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I busted a nut in my back garden once

that was about it.. lol, masturbating's masturbatin.. dosnt really change no matter where i do it

[orange floyd]

*sighs* I am sorry. I did not mean to flame you and I cannot edit my original post. But, I still mean everything I said, I just should have kept it to myself.

peace~

it was at like 11pm and no one was around, its not like i did that shit during the school day or something

[halo]

One time i was camping and went out side the tent and just beat it right there in the great outdoors. It was nice.

[Samwhore]

this thread resurfaces once more

[Gatekeeper777]

Its like a dick on viagra.

ya cant keep a good one down. lol

[King Terrific]

Man have I jacked off in some weird places. But I gotta take the 5th.

THAT should be a sticky under stories. If that is true (and I have no reason not to believe you) you are a heroe among men haha.

I thought you were gonna describe a similiar scenario to grandma's boy haha!!!!!

looks like she got what she wanted for her birthday!

[Weeden]

Well, I was in the back seat of a van with my mom and my stepdad in the front for a 6 hour trip. Now, it was a van with a back seat, and a back-back seat. I always hang out in the very back to sleep and such, and once I started beating it. I wanted to use a lube so I found this pretty smelling stuff in the trunk part of the van and opened it. A few minutes in my mom starts saying "Whats that smell? Hey, check to see if a bottle opened up in the back or something." Lol, I told her I didn't find anything.

[206 DankySpanky]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

what the fuck

[rebgirl420]

psh ive got THAT beat, one time I went on a road trip with 4 of my friends and I was in the back while my two firnds were in the front. Well John was laying down in the back with his head on my lap and I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha