jacking off in random places

[peaceandlove420]

does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place?
i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good.

any stories?

You have lost all my respect.

[UTD Toker]

i cant remember if i posted this before but...i jerked off in a library once, just because i could.
i blew my load in a magazine, closed it and returned it to the shelf

Haha chronic I was eating a chicken quesadilla when I read your post and almost blew mexican all over my comp i lol'ed so hard....."Um mommy? Why is there icing in this magazine?" HAHAHA

[peaceandlove420]

and not only have you lost my respect, but on a wall at an elementary school, for god sakes theres children there man. that has to be illegal.

And a dare? from other guys? Dude what the hell. I mean at least you have somewhat? of an esxcuse if your fucked up and horny or whatever, I mean hey it happens, were guys. We have needs to be fufilled. But a dare? that just makes it so much worse.

What next are you gonna go beat off on a marry go round at a kindergarten?

[peaceandlove420]

*sighs* I am sorry. I did not mean to flame you and I cannot edit my original post. But, I still mean everything I said, I just should have kept it to myself.

peace~

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'm sure most people will see that and be disgusted. But others like me will be like "YEA ROCK ON!!!" "Jacking off on school buildings for the win!". Because that's how we roll :stoned:

[bong_man]

wats so fucked up bout it being an elementary skool?, I fucked a chick on the steps going upto an elementary school and jizzed all over the steps, no big deal lol

[tek(bdm)]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

[bong_man]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

lmfao!!! thats fucking hilarious!

[peaceandlove420]

once i went to this chicks party i was in 11th grade and she was wearing this tight little skirt and she looked so hot...and so i kept checking her out and she was cool about it. and so i asked her can i use your bathroom, and she showed me where and everything. and so i just start beating it adn i didnt lock the door, and she comes in with a roll of paper and she was like " omg i didnt know" but kinda fake and i was just standing there with a big ass boner... and she looks down and says "omg thats huge" and i turned all red, and she just gets in her knees and just starts licking my dick. It was so weird, because i just met her like a week ago. and we were in the bathroom for like 3 hours and it was funny cuz her mom was all looking for her too blow the candles for the cake, and she had no idea that she was blowing me...ahaha.

THAT should be a sticky under stories. If that is true (and I have no reason not to believe you) you are a heroe among men haha.

I thought you were gonna describe a similiar scenario to grandma's boy haha!!!!!

[sam44]

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