jacking off in random places

[dutch.lover]

I don't "jack off" in weird places per se, but sometimes when im high i get this overwhelming urge to pet the kitty....

[suhl]

Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

i cant imagine anything worse. i could never speak to my mother again

as to the thread i dont jerk off in random places

[slipknotpsycho]

Ive done that, 12 hour car ride.



Ive been caught by my parents a few times, its not that bad

it's a bit diffrent for girls ya know... you just gotta rub a little nub (lmfao that rhymes!!!! rofl!!!1!1!1!1oneone!)

btw, i can't believe this thread popped up either... i still think it's weird as shit you'd even be thinking of masturabtion at an elementary school, much less cumming on the side of a building

"oh yeah baby.. some kid is going to touch my jizz"

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....

[slipknotpsycho]

I don't "jack off" in weird places per se, but sometimes when im high i get this overwhelming urge to pet the kitty....

i can't tell you how sexy that sounds, i'm nto one to be turned on over the internet... but damnit... if my wife said that to me it'd be like BOING!

[dutch.lover]

why thank u...i should try it on my bf sometime...

purrrrr

[FREEWAYHOBO]

lol some sick people out there

[Samwhore]

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....

going to grandmans house, about 5 years ago, home was 8 hours away and we still had 5 to go

[Samwhore]

i cant imagine anything worse. i could never speak to my mother again

all she said was "dont let grandma catch you"
but that was 3 years ago

[Not Enough Herb]

lol cumming on a building is funny fuckin shit

ahahahaha

well i guess this story can go here.

one day at my work i was feelin horny, and theres a really slutty girl that works with me. we went to the basement together, one thiing led to another, and sure enough my dick is in her hand. so i blow my load on her stomach, (keep in mind that i havent blown in a week or so)and it just keeps commming and comming (literally) I honestly think i jizzed for 15 seconds straight, because me and her started having a conversation before it was done lol. after that, i grabbed a paper towel to clean her off. I turn around, and her body is absolutly covered in jizz, like i couldnt even see her skin anymore there was so much. She looked down and was just like "wow...." I was like, "hmmm, i think u better clean yourself off." ahahah

LOL! good times

[orange floyd]

lol nah i'm just fucking around... although o.0 it does leave me wondering... how far was home, and what were you doing there in the first place? i've never been so horny in my life i couldn't wait til i was safely in a room by myself with a locked door inbetween me and anyone else....

uh i was stayin at my friends for the night, a few towns over. weren't goin back home for a few hours, just hangin around, walkin around town. i did it as more of a dare, not that i couldnt contain myself lol