jacking off in random places

[Samwhore]

Originally Posted by rickytikki
onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend

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Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 02-16-2007. jacking off in random places does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place? i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good. any stories? Rating: 5

[halo]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

Jackin' off in random places.. to random people with random faces
I beat the meat in sun.. oh yeahah it was fun (yes it was)
and i dont want to stop ohhh noo
if only i could afford a hoooee

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'd rather fuck.

[Skink]

Theme song...

[MastaChronic]

I'd rather fuck.

fuck where?
have you ever fucked in the ball pit at mcdonalds?
isnt it fun?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Only with you.

[bluntman 420]

haha when i was 17 i got sent to a bootcamp for 7 months. 15 foot tall razor wire fences n shit. and at night u could hear poeple betin there meat....it was sick. but yah ive beat off in some weird places...

[Nochowderforyou]

No, I haven't jacked off in random places. Especially not outside in front of a school. Gain some self control.

That's just weird to me.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Only cool people beat their meat in public restrooms.

[Nochowderforyou]

Only cool people beat their meat in public restrooms.

More like degenerates.