jacking off in random places

[iStaaHi]

haha, thats some sick shit man, fucked up

[chapman420]

one time i went to golden corral baked, this one waitress had this amazing ass. i mean, god damnit. i got an instant stiffy and went to the bathroom and beat off.

[Skink]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

[lazy smoker7]

well if you ever been to an all boys military school or something and you dont see girls for awhile you get honry as fuck. I rmeber in are rooms we had like study time and I finished my home work and I was honry as fuck and I was like well all the other kids are looking down at there school work. So I quietly tunred on my comp and put some porn on and beat my meat like undercover then after I finsihed and nutted into some paper and threw it away and then I had to run to the comp because the porno was still playing and the sargent staff guy or what ever was walking to see why I had my computer on... another time when I was in rehab and no girls and nothing but guys and no porno or nothing so I didnt beat my meat for like 6 months. Then when I left the place I was so fuckign honry I beat off in a some restaurnt bathroom after seeing some girls. The of course I cured this by going out and getting a high class good looking hooker lol

[smokingskeleton]

yeah all sorts of random places...I did it in school once when I was in detention blazed up but i knew i wouldnt get caught. Did it in my mates flat once..he wasn't there and i was just sat fucked out of my face.

[Gatekeeper777]

The more I look at this thread title the more I think it should be the title of a country song...

Garth brooks?

Well i jacked off in random places,and sometimes in peoples faces
please take my blue balls away, it will be ok.
I'm not big on social graces, all over this town i've left my genetic traces that I've sprayed....
sound familiar?

[420marijuana420]

onetime i jerked off into a baby food container then poured it on my friend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats so fucked up dude.

I wanna make that my signature. How do u do that? I'm new.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

copy the quote in a reply message .... thingy.... thing...


and paste it in your siggy section in the user CP

[Samwhore]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg thats so fucked up dude.

I wanna make that my signature. How do u do that? I'm new.

ya need 50+ posts first

[Gatekeeper777]

what does he want to copy that he finds funny?