jacking off in random places

[kdspecial]

I enjoy a good PUN,,, I even enjoy BAD ones,,,,,

Stinky your my hero...

kd

[420everydayallday]

sitting in after school detention i got so bored i went to the bathroom and rubbed on out all over the toilet seat and left it! hahah

[Reefer Rogue]

jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:

Jacking off in seperate spaces
Jacking off in someones braces
Jacking off with his graces
Jacking off in suit cases
Jacking off on metal maces
Jacking off in running races
Jacking off on your shoe laces

Lol, i can't believe i missed this thread somehow. I think it's funny you busted on the building.

Umm, i jacked off in a chinese restaurant bathroom in new york once

[Skink]

I jacked off in a XXX theater in NYC,,,Waay before Al Gore invented the internet...

[higher4hockey]

what a strange thread...

[OldPascas]

Hahahaha, like the thread, but i must say it must be a very interessting thing for psycho docs to read.


Nevertheless:

Airplane (at the WC and under my blanket in an empty row)
Bus (last row with bout 6 people sitting in the front)
Curch (PS. u dont get struck by lightning if u rub one out, regardless what the bible says)

[orgasmic]

i like the comfort of my own place.........

even if i didnt and even although it was 11PM dude how could you jack off next to a school? what would you say to the cops when they arrested you for indecent exposure.........

[irishAFRICAN]

Up a tree in broad daylight.

[Silent Wolf]

I used to jack off in my garden when my neighbour came to put the washing out. She was fit as f**k. But i was so stoned that i don't think i would of cared if she saw me lol.

[ToDrunkToFish]

It was like almost 7 in the mornin. I wake n' baked and my friend was comin to pick me up for school. He called and said he was late. I couldnt go back in side due to my state and it was really nice a warm outside with some fog.

I got super horny thinkin of the hot chicks in my first hour I was about to meet and I fuckin beat off like almost right in front of my house. With houses all around.

I per se' beat off in the bushes LOL. Well more like creamed ON the bushes.

*edit* allright my 800th post regards me beatin me meat.