jacking off in random places

[206 DankySpanky]

Dont be doing that at a elementry school you sick mother fucker. Someone might catch you. Whats the matter with you beat your meat in your bathroom or room or somewhere where children arent present.

EXAcTLY

What the fuck

206 DankySpanky Reviewed by 206 DankySpanky on 03-23-2007. jacking off in random places does anyone get really high and just like beat off in a random ass public place? i was fucking blazed earlier, and i was sitting on a bench next to the wall of this elementary school, and i was bored, so i just pulled out my dick and jacked off and jizzed on the wall of the school. funny as hell and felt pretty fucking good. any stories? Rating: 5

[azure]

man this is a wierd question. But about the "elementary" school.. what if someone did just turn up orangefloyd? i know it didnt matter about the location for you but someone who caught you would take it into consideration, count yourself lucky son!

[ilikerabbits]

beware the ceiling cat

[kdspecial]

I had a denim mini skirt on and out of no where he began to um.....do some things with his mouth....It was magical! And no one found out. But man, it was straght out of a porn haha

yeha I have never jerked while I drive..... But I have had my Gf jerk me and Honk on BOBO while behind the wheel and it fuking rocks!!!! the only sorta bad thing is when you drive past a Car with Kidz in it!!!

Adults I could care less... unless its a TRUCKER cuz they sit pretty high above you... Drity truckers checking out My DING-A-LING

No friends in the car tho.... I prefer it that way tho....


kd

[kdspecial]

Ohh yeah when I was in high School.... I worked at a Butcher shop,, It would get pretty boring there So somtimes I would Choke My Chicken in the private bathroom.....

then I would go BEAT more MEAT!!!!! hahaha Terrible PUN

kd

[stinkyattic]

Adults I could care less... unless its a TRUCKER cuz they sit pretty high above you...

hahaha truckers.. they're like gods looking down on you from above as you try to act all slick having road sex... yeah... back in the day like 8 years ago I was doing VERY naughty things with my coworker while he was driving the state fish hatchery tank truck to deliver a big load of fingerling salmon to the other end of the state... that wasn't the only load he delivered that day... and we got so TOTALLY caught by some Quebecois log truck driver... betcha he added one more piece of wood to his cargo...

[tomasinho]

I am definitly adding some wood to my cargo.....ooooooooooooh get the fuck outta here!

[mattks1]

jackin off in random places,
jackin off to random faces,......you get the idea. feel free to take that and run:jointsmile:

[206 DankySpanky]

hahaha truckers.. they're like gods looking down on you from above as you try to act all slick having road sex... yeah... back in the day like 8 years ago I was doing VERY naughty things with my coworker while he was driving the state fish hatchery tank truck to deliver a big load of fingerling salmon to the other end of the state... that wasn't the only load he delivered that day... and we got so TOTALLY caught by some Quebecois log truck driver... betcha he added one more piece of wood to his cargo...

horrible, horrible, puns

lol

[stinkyattic]

horrible, horrible, puns
lol

meh, that's what I'm here for!