I happen to be a guy who's bad in bed. ((I dont know that for a fact. I just can't get my lady to orgasm during sex. I ask her what I should do and she tells me Im doing well. I can make her orgasm via oral though. -laughs-)) So don'tchoo criticize our kind! We may be of a common and often annoying breed, but our species still must live on!

Anyway, I talk dirty in bed all the time, but my lady is too shy to return the dirtiness. It turns her on though. And I call her all sorts mean names in bed... things I would never normally say ((Dirty Dung Eater, piece of monkey shit, dumbass mother----er, garbage can face, retard, asswhore, shitface, fuckface, assface, I tell her I want to kill her, I threaten to kill her dog if she ever leaves me, etcetera))
Okay. The examples were complete lies. More accurate would be whore, bitch, and nasty/dirty. Though one time I referred to her vagina as a 'cunt' and she hit me REALLY hard. Apparently that word is unacceptable. I really would've liked a warning though. My lady's nothing of the sort of course, but its fun to roleplay!

((I'm a rhino and you're a japanese school girl))

Encatuse

P.S. If thats you in your avatar, scarlett, you're uber-secksi.

P.P.S. If I wasn't high right now.. I probably wouldn't have posted in this thread. Thank allah for lowered inhibitions.

P.P.P.S. I'm not Islamic.
Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on . dirty talk.. so I talk dirty in bed, I like to do it but don't like to hear it back. lol I don't mind calling him a whore, but I don't want to be one. What is ya'lls opinion on dirty talk? could you say those things out loud? would you even know what to say? would it make you laugh? would it turn you on? would it piss you off? What would you like to hear?* if you tell me what you say, I'll tell you what I say :cool: *I like to hear reassuring things like, I love you, your beautiful, you feel good, Rating: 5