I happen to be a guy who's bad in bed. ((I dont know that for a fact. I just can't get my lady to orgasm during sex. I ask her what I should do and she tells me Im doing well. I can make her orgasm via oral though. -laughs-)) So don'tchoo criticize our kind! We may be of a common and often annoying breed, but our species still must live on!

Anyway, I talk dirty in bed all the time, but my lady is too shy to return the dirtiness. It turns her on though. And I call her all sorts mean names in bed... things I would never normally say ((Dirty Dung Eater, piece of monkey shit, dumbass mother----er, garbage can face, retard, asswhore, shitface, fuckface, assface, I tell her I want to kill her, I threaten to kill her dog if she ever leaves me, etcetera))
Okay. The examples were complete lies. More accurate would be whore, bitch, and nasty/dirty. Though one time I referred to her vagina as a 'cunt' and she hit me REALLY hard. Apparently that word is unacceptable. I really would've liked a warning though. My lady's nothing of the sort of course, but its fun to roleplay!

((I'm a rhino and you're a japanese school girl))

Encatuse

P.S. If thats you in your avatar, scarlett, you're uber-secksi.

P.P.S. If I wasn't high right now.. I probably wouldn't have posted in this thread. Thank allah for lowered inhibitions.

P.P.P.S. I'm not Islamic.