Quote Originally Posted by TurnyBright
If you're paranoid about that, set up a HUGE indoor grow of legal plants and shrubs. Then if the flying pigs see your heat signature and try to bust you, they'll be pretty embarrassed to break down your door and find a lot of sage plants.

Once they leave, start growing weed. They'll never bother you again.
That is such a good idea, Rig up a bunch of lights, pump out a big heat signature. CAll in some things to the cops about your house.
Then have a bunch of tomatoes. After they come, start growing