Top 10 things a dealer hates to hear.

[Nochowderforyou]

Hey all,

I was reading a magazine this morning and found this humourous. As the title says......

10. "No dude, it's cool! He's just my roomates buddy's brother"

9. "I was gonna call, but I was in the neighborhood and I figured I'd just stop by instead"

8. "I know we're on the phone and everything, but I just wanted to make sure the pot you're selling is really primo"

7. "So-and-so has better stuff for cheaper"

6. "I don't want to rush you, but my buddies are double-parked out front with some tunes blasting"

5. "Is it cool if I pay you next time for this?"

4. "I know you want sixty for this, but can you be a bro and give it to me for fifty?"

3. "Sorry to keep calling, dude. Did anything come through yet?"

2. "Well, my life story begins in Iowa, but I didn't go to college there, which brings me back to what I was saying before-how the planet is really controlled by evil forces, and the government is putting chips in everybody's brain, because I read in the news that blah blah blah."

1. "Speak into the microphone."

Feel free to add anymore things that a dealer hates to hear. Hope you enjoy! :smokin:

Peace.

Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on 12-01-2006. Top 10 things a dealer hates to hear. Hey all, I was reading a magazine this morning and found this humourous. As the title says...... 10. "No dude, it's cool! He's just my roomates buddy's brother" 9. "I was gonna call, but I was in the neighborhood and I figured I'd just stop by instead" 8. "I know we're on the phone and everything, but I just wanted to make sure the pot you're selling is really primo" Rating: 5

[PaRaNoIa]

11. "Come on to the chat ffs"


(ok, I'm just lonely in the chat room.. )

[delusionsofNORMALity]

there is, of course, the ultimate #1 that none of us wants to hear;

"you have the right to remain silent, anything you say....."

[Stormhix]

"If I dont like it, can I bring it back?"

[Skink]

The count was over,here's your 2 grams back???

[buddymyfriend]

''Is it buy one, get one free this week?''

[PaRaNoIa]

The count was over,here's your 2 grams back???

Why would he hate that?

[Skink]

Why would he hate that?

IDK,,,just sounded different...

[PaRaNoIa]

lol

I would be pretty perplexed, that's all I know..

[santa]

"err..... its all in change.. is that okay?"