I'd be more sympathetic if it didn't seem like you're hating on the xylophone. Frog Brigade has a xylophone player (additional percussionist) and its usually pretty awesome. My imagination is a pretty amazing thing.

As for the long wait and short set, maybe you should be more understanding. From what I hear transportation was a major issue because of all the snow...

Primus sucks. I've already got my ticket to the hatter's ball.