well then yeah there's no way possible anyone could hit, you'd need a vacuum or something as that'd be the only thing with enough sucking power to pull that bitch... lol.. i'd imagine it being blocks and blocks long(counting by tens, not by single blocks, saying miles is just inaccurate... no one here has smoked enough to roll miles and miles long blunt lol...) on second thought, there's still no way even a vacuum could ever pull on that..

i know you didn't say "and smoke it" i'm just saying it would literally be impossible to.