Mom is really confusing me...

[Taiden]

So I am pretty lax about keeping my smoking a secret. I don't air out the house enough after I smoke, I smoke inside, I leave all my stuff in my closet etc etc. I smoke with my bong (which is pretty loud) while she is upstairs, but only when music is on.

So today I was with a younger friend of mine, like four years younger (I'm a senior), and we were smoking at my house. I'm talking to him about a friend, I open the front door finishing my sentence: "dude AND he grows!"

My mom was outside with the groceries, and she just looked at me. "Hi mom!" akward silence. She asks me to help her with the groceries. I help her out, and so does my friend. My friend drops ALL his groceries and is like trying to pick them up while my mom watches. My friend and I get inside and she blocks teh door and starts talking about someone my friend and I know who is going through surgery. The whole time I feel like she's checking out our eyes.

Well anyway, I give the kid a ride home... the entire time I'm like "fuck man I'm screwed, she's going to check out my closet."

So I get home... and just before I open the door the phone rings. I wait until she picks up and I walk inside, and right up to my bedroom. I wait there for a bit, pulling out my homework and getting to it. (I'm blazed off my ass btw, not just a little whacky.) Suddenly I hear my mom knock on the door.

"Hey hun, are you getting hungry yet?"
"Just a little..."
"Okay I'm going to go start dinner."

(This is standard dialogue between us two.)

When dinner is ready, she calls me, and I go down. We start talking about school, and she makes a point of asking me how all my classes are going. I tell her that they are going well, which is true except I'm alittle behind on the term paper.

I tell her thanks for dinner and that I'm going up... and here I am now posting this.

What do you all thinK?

Taiden Reviewed by Taiden on 12-01-2006. Mom is really confusing me... So I am pretty lax about keeping my smoking a secret. I don't air out the house enough after I smoke, I smoke inside, I leave all my stuff in my closet etc etc. I smoke with my bong (which is pretty loud) while she is upstairs, but only when music is on. So today I was with a younger friend of mine, like four years younger (I'm a senior), and we were smoking at my house. I'm talking to him about a friend, I open the front door finishing my sentence: "dude AND he grows!" My mom was outside Rating: 5

[wayoftheleaf]

offer her a hit?

[Professor Dan K.]

my mom is like this too,

i think she knows that i smoke, but since ive been able to keep my grades up and stay out of trouble she doesnt really mind... but i feel like the first time she actually sees me smoking or with weed or perephernalia or i get into trouble or something that she will flip out and go apeshit on me.

shes even said to me once before "you look higher than hell, your eyes are all red and squinty"... it was really akward

[Samwhore]

shes probally like my mom and doesnt want to admit to herself that her little baby smokes

[go toke up]

offer her a hit?

good idea. id take a hit if i could right now. i havent smoke in 2 days which is irregular for me. goddammit.

[Samwhore]

good idea. id take a hit if i could right now. i havent smoke in 2 days which is irregular for me. goddammit.

i know, i havent smoked since tuesday and i got drunk today because i was dry

[go toke up]

i know, i havent smoked since tuesday and i got drunk today because i was dry

i wish i could get drunk today... sobriety is a bitch. lol

[Samwhore]

i wish i could get drunk today... sobriety is a bitch. lol

It is, i was sober for 9 months, then fell off the wagon becuase i had no pot today, and i dont want to scrape my pipe

[hipEstoner]

good idea. id take a hit if i could right now. i havent smoke in 2 days which is irregular for me. goddammit.

its tim to scrape your PARAFONELIA !!~!~!~!~!

[Matt the Funk]

Just chill about it. She might not even know. And if she does, she probally isn't too concerned since it probally doesn't effect your life that much. But if she finds your stuff, good luck.