Mom is really confusing me...

[go toke up]

but wouldnt you rather tastes some green from a nice fresh loaded bowl, damn i need bud

oh fasho but resin gets the job done if u aint got no bag.

go toke up Reviewed by go toke up on 12-01-2006. Mom is really confusing me... So I am pretty lax about keeping my smoking a secret. I don't air out the house enough after I smoke, I smoke inside, I leave all my stuff in my closet etc etc. I smoke with my bong (which is pretty loud) while she is upstairs, but only when music is on. So today I was with a younger friend of mine, like four years younger (I'm a senior), and we were smoking at my house. I'm talking to him about a friend, I open the front door finishing my sentence: "dude AND he grows!" My mom was outside Rating: 5

[Samwhore]

oh fasho but resin gets the job done if u aint got no bag.

not if your getting some 'cid soon, but yea, i need some more bud, im going to ask daddy when he gets home :dance::dance::dance:

[go toke up]

not if your getting some 'cid soon, but yea, i need some more bud, im going to ask daddy when he gets home :dance::dance::dance:

lucky piece of shit. lol

[Samwhore]

lucky piece of shit. lol

i gotta pay for the cid and dad doesnt get home until 1am saturday

[go toke up]

i gotta pay for the cid and dad doesnt get home until 1am saturday

oh shit.how much is it gunna cost ya?

[Samwhore]

oh shit.how much is it gunna cost ya?

around $20, but my friend wants me to get some shrooms for her because shes scared of her boyfriend

[Taiden]

guys if you dont mind chatting in my thread that would be excellent...

[go toke up]

guys if you dont mind chatting in my thread that would be excellent...

go fuck yourself.

[Samwhore]

i mind, sorry, but at least you thread went over a page

[d00d989]

So I am pretty lax about keeping my smoking a secret. I don't air out the house enough after I smoke, I smoke inside, I leave all my stuff in my closet etc etc. I smoke with my bong (which is pretty loud) while she is upstairs, but only when music is on.

So today I was with a younger friend of mine, like four years younger (I'm a senior), and we were smoking at my house. I'm talking to him about a friend, I open the front door finishing my sentence: "dude AND he grows!"

My mom was outside with the groceries, and she just looked at me. "Hi mom!" akward silence. She asks me to help her with the groceries. I help her out, and so does my friend. My friend drops ALL his groceries and is like trying to pick them up while my mom watches. My friend and I get inside and she blocks teh door and starts talking about someone my friend and I know who is going through surgery. The whole time I feel like she's checking out our eyes.

Well anyway, I give the kid a ride home... the entire time I'm like "fuck man I'm screwed, she's going to check out my closet."

So I get home... and just before I open the door the phone rings. I wait until she picks up and I walk inside, and right up to my bedroom. I wait there for a bit, pulling out my homework and getting to it. (I'm blazed off my ass btw, not just a little whacky.) Suddenly I hear my mom knock on the door.

"Hey hun, are you getting hungry yet?"
"Just a little..."
"Okay I'm going to go start dinner."

(This is standard dialogue between us two.)

When dinner is ready, she calls me, and I go down. We start talking about school, and she makes a point of asking me how all my classes are going. I tell her that they are going well, which is true except I'm alittle behind on the term paper.

I tell her thanks for dinner and that I'm going up... and here I am now posting this.

What do you all thinK?

honestly man, if you dont air out your room after u smoke or be careful about where u keep your stuff, she probably knows.