I don't know about all that, Hydro. It's his first time.

I think if you smoke the whole bag, you'll get freaked out. Just smoke slow and steady, and examine every feeling you have. The whole purpose of experimenting with drugs is to see what happens, so find out what happens after each hit. First hit, maybe nothing. 2nd, a little tingle in the fingers. 4th rip, feeling it but want to keep it up. End of bowl, go lie down and listen to Hendrix, you're baked.

Besides, he wants to have some left for tomorrow, right? Also, I made a bong for the first time I smoked, they're not too tough to make. Pull smoke into water, inhale after it comes out. Just be creative.

And welcome to the fucking family.