God bless dog shit.

A friend of mine did the same sort of thing. He was really fucked up, and gave his dog an ex-lax. I told him not to, cause I figured it'd kill the dog or something, but all the poor thing did was sit outback and shit for an hour.

We sparked 4 or 5 bowls in the living room, and his parents came home. (his dad was a cop). They freaked about the smell, saying the house reaked.. then they went into the foyer by the front door, and saw puke and shit all over the place. They just passed it off as that, and nobody said anything more about it.

He got away clean, but that poor dog.. (he survived, by the way)