Last night I slept with my arm under me, and under a pillow. I woke up on time, and couldnt find my arm. It wasnt tingly, I couldnt move it, I couldnt feel it, I just.. couldnt find it. I spent 5 minutes figuring out what the fuck was going on before it started to wake up.

I felt like a retard, but it was the scariest 5 mins of my life.