What's a good job for a stoner?

[marvelous22]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

a mate of mine used to work at a dominos pizza in tel aviv, he says him and his mates used to make pot pizzas after they closed shop, he trued making one at my place but didnt work out too well.....

another good job would be to work at "Suga" dont know if u guys have that shop in the states but its basically an aussie store where they make their own candy right in front of you and you can buy it, they have a wide variety of flavors and can even custom make candies with messages like "happy Bday Ben", this would be an ideal job coz im sure someone whos been working there a while can find a way to sneak weed in the recipe, then all hes gotta do is buy a half, make a fat batch of candy after closing and you could sell it to mates, would be a good way to earn extra pocket money

Niiiiice

[smoke it]

working in mcdonalds

lmao. i had a dream that i was workin a mcdonalds stoned and had hella fun messin wit people and shit. the manager dude was an asshole though

[timothylearyisdead]

im a painter (not artist kind), and my boss only smokes dank and pays me under the table. i can smoke at work, so long as its cool wherever im working, because you go place to place. easy as fuck though and you really get in the zone when youre high. i enjoy my job and it allows me to buy a 1/4 of dank every couple days. pretty good job for a stoner i suppose.

[caitlin_autumncoat]

Work as a DJ at a fancy well lit club. That is, if you know how to spin turn table music, and do really well at it.

[TokinAsianGuy]

Work as a DJ at a fancy well lit club. That is, if you know how to spin turn table music, and do really well at it.

My close friends have been pressuring me to get some decks for some time now after they saw me screwing around a mates place on his decks. learning how to beat match vinyl in seconds impressed them. i didn't know i was doing anything special, but some weeks later at an obscure time, a friend mentioned that my dj pal has been talking about me for awhile saying how he thinks i'm a natural. but i've seen my mate doing his sets at clubs and it's fair intense. and i don't have the funds or the motivation to pursue DJing.

i'd rather start an electro rock band instead. :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

My job is to cruise around a huge shopping center and remove snow with a little snow tractor. I just pump tunes, as it's an enclosed cab, turn on the heat, smoke and go to it. I work only 4hrs a day and make $1200 a month doing so. It's pretty chill work.

[TokinAsianGuy]

well i got a job. the video rental place wasn't hiring, and i couldn't be arsed looking up a ski resort, since it's summer in australia and it's scorchin here.

I'M SELLING CHRISTMAS TREES!

perfect stoner job. just stand around, and haul trees to the customers cars. it's a cash in hand job as well. i start on sunday.

[stinkyattic]

vermont is dope...gotta love the scenery and the sticky icky btown goodness

Bratt? Nice town. Great food too. And a lovely place to go Johnny Depp spotting these days... only guy in town in a hoodie and hat in July.


Tokin, Glad about the job, sounds mellow, and you'll come home smelling nice every day.. all the better to score points with the ladies!

[nikweiser]

arbys! i smoke in the freezer

[sinner2313]

i had a friend that would work in selling home alarms, going knocking door to door talking to people interested in having a alarm and safety for their homes and such. one day he hit me and my homie up for bud and match us wit a fat blunt...told us about his job and his boss would drop him off in cities he had to get people to sign up and such. he said he'll blaze on the job and believe it or not you will get laid if lucky by a housewife, milf or watever haha such a good job for a stoner.