What's a good job for a stoner?

[euphoriaisendearing]

I work at a cd store. Everyone who works there is a stoner.

Hell, almost everyone that shops there is a stoner.

[Skink]

deliver pizza...

[TokinAsianGuy]

ya i know what you mean.. i mean, i was at school til year 11, failed almost all my exams.. then i went to a college music course for a few months and dropped out.. oh and yea i had a paper round 2 years ago lol.. i mean how do u make a CV from THAT? wtf haha

yeah, my educational history is standard fare too. finished high school, started uni but deferred cuz i was too lazy to rock up. but my work history is like a fucking goldmine, a goldmine i can't be arsed to write down. i mean, writing a cv is hard work, you have to track down the best referrals on there which is one of the most painful things to do. and my memory blows and i dont' keep record of where i've been nor do i keep my pay slips, they just disappear.

i've worked at some of the busiest joints n town. i've got experience like no other fucker i know. but i'm so damn lazy i can't even be arsed to write that shit down on a proper cv.

[Skrappie]

a not too huge chain pizza place that doesnt hire highschool kids. All your co-workers will be stoners.

[wholapola]

Car Stereo Sales

[ghettoBlunt]

haha, during the summer i work at a beach...probably one of the most chill jobs...walk around barefoot, be really blazed, talk to friendly heads, and yell at tourists to not park in the locals parking lot...man that was fun, not to mention i stole probably 10 bucks worth of food from the store everyday
my boss caught on, but she got over it, cause everyone liked me, probably cause i was so blazed
i think pizza work, or video rentals would be dope, maybe a family-owned food place, or a smoke shop would be fun

[TokinAsianGuy]

i had a shit asshole of a manager, who was riding my ass all the time,

hey tokin, where bouts in aus u from?

where buying in bulk is concerned, it is goof, ive been able to ge 7 for $50, which im still amazed about coz it was not long ago i was buying 3 for $50, though if u live alone, as i hope to some day soon, id suggest growing your own, that way u dont have to work too hard to raise money for it......

if ure based in melb, i know 2 subways which are accepting applications, one of them the boss is a complete son of a bitch asshole, and youll need to be prepared for transexual hookers and drug addicts (i got plenty of colorfull subway stories to tell about that), the second shop better boss, better location, no pimps to slap u (okay..... pimp slap never happened to me, but the pimps do stare at me in a threatening way when i made sandwhiches for the hookers..... freaky) and the boss at the second subway is a great guy, online downside is that they are very anal about everything especially cleaning..... i was fired coz they say i didnt clean well enough even though i stayed back a couple hoursa (sometimes as late as 2 in the AM to clean spotlessly....

Hey dude, i'm from melbourne too. thanks heaps for the subway offer, but hospitality is something i want a break from. although i'm curious to know which subways you're talking about, sounds like a lotta shit goes down at those 2 joints, in st kilda perhaps?

and whats this about 7 for 50? thats bloody unreal. i'm paying through the roof. 3 for 45. i'm fairly new to weed, so i'm just assuming i'm not getting ripped off... DAMMIT!

[Jay Matix]

LA FITNESS!

Basically sit at the front desk, relax and meet hot girls all day long.

It's what I do.

[stinkyattic]

Hey Tokin...
I've got a perfect job for you where you can go right ahead, be a stoner, have fun...

2 words: SKI RESORT.

You have experience in hospitality? You like cool people? You can deal with rich assholes on vaca? Mmm hmmm...

Plus most ski resorts are starting to go year-round with golf academies and such.

I met my BF of 2 years while he was working at a ski resort. His boss was their dealer, lol. They would all get baked and ride around on sleds and look at the stars.

Plus it comes with free lift tix and all the ladies who ski are lovely and have that healthy glow, ya know?

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I figured out the BEST one the other day at the mall. You know those pictures that are lit from behind, of waterfalls and scenic places etc? The booth at the mall is a darkened area with just tons of these moving/backlit pictures in it. The employee gets to sit behind a desk and just read or stare at the pictures or whatever, and help customers, and that's it. I thought, man, if I was willing to work for that low of a wage, that would be WAY fun while stoned.