i doubt i'm going to be able to find a full compilation, as it's a book and they make money off it, but here's a few, gonna search for more cuz i like you

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slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . I love dumb criminals DE QUEEN, Ark. - The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser's clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress. Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De Queen, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of the store. "I saw him walking out to his pickup truck and the bulges in his leather jacket. I said, 'Hey what have you got there,'" Clifton Lovell said. He said Conatser, 29, replied, Rating: 5