I love dumb criminals

[Nochowderforyou]

lol. I bet they keep you entertained while intoxicated. I dont get to hang with cool drunk ppl. My sisters bf is a know it all when he is sober and when he gets drunk i want to gauge my eyeballs out and shovel pencils in my ears. Example: One night we were talking about growing weed. He says if I wanted to do to use a black light. I was like umm no you cant it dont have the right spectrum of light. He goes on to say he used a black light and grew the dankest shit he had ever smoked. Now I know that little drunk know it all is full of shit. I hate people who think they know it all.

Unfortunatly, I moved away to a different province so I don't see them, or talk to them anymore. We were only friends when we drank together, and since I gave up the drinking, they never called anymore and ditched me, so as it turns out, they were never really my friends as booze was the only thing holding it together. Oh well. They did entertain me though at the time. Very funny guys. :thumbsup:

A black light huh? Yeah, that's a pretty dumb thing to say. But as they say, the inexperienced are always the most ignorant.

[Dro_Princess]

I hate friends who are only around for a party and things like that. They are the first one to point fingers or bail when it gets tense.

[partyguy420]

CAN SOME ONE SEND ME A LINK TO THESE DUMB ASS CRIMINALS???

[slipknotpsycho]

i doubt i'm going to be able to find a full compilation, as it's a book and they make money off it, but here's a few, gonna search for more cuz i like you

http://www.rd.com/content/openConten...ontentId=26792

[slipknotpsycho]

http://www.dumbcriminals.com/ another one. (these are actually kinda hard to find btw.)

[l3loody]

this one is some that i found.

Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.




Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.


An unidentified man in Buenos Aires pushed his wife out of an eighth-floor window but his plan to kill her failed when she became entangled in some power cables below. Seeing she was still alive, the man jumped and tried to land on top of her. He missed...



Burglars in Larch Barrens, Md., tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun.



San Antonio, Texas: 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change. According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.