lol i loved reading america's dumbest criminals... one of the funniest tho was this guy who got a taxi ran up a rather large bill, told the cabby he had to go inside to get the money, he did and after 30 mins (i think) of waiting, the cabby went to the door to ask what was taking so long the guy replied something along the lines of "what are you talking about?" eventually the police came and he went to jail....

like he expected the cabby to say "man i just got tooled, oh well might as well leave"